Author: joyem9

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*
Ezra confirming he’s genderfluid is great, but it’s also the absolute most minor detail in this wild article
Please read this entire thing about how Ezra Miller is basically Ronan Lynch in Vermont and how he’s delivering goat babies
I need to buy an issue of this
[John Mulaney voice] You’re gonna close with genderfluid?? That is not the most dramatic thing that you just said.
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death
This is uncomfortably accurate
i feel so called out rn

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan


