joyem9

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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trixie-katya-tati:

prasejeebus:

beyonceari:

totalariana:

heyarigrande:

Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees

remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelic

Her enunciation was really good in this video.

“Pack your shit and leave” I am a stan for life

Ariana Grande INVENTED singing

thewife101:

This is important

brbjellyfishing:

EVERY PAGE IS BLANK

zkac:

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

boy-snacks:

honor-is-all-we-know:

This empathy thing is gonna get people killed

sansaskywalker:

hornyrvb:

titan-of-stone:

preposterousw:

into-the-sarchasm1:

arianna738:

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

Dang

“Do you love the color of fire?”

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.