joyem9

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

surprisebitch:

madmaxriemelt:

arsturbuther:

No

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

etanwa:

ravenclaw-starkid-1025:

proudblackconservative:

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

Count Quackula

claryafrays:

the scene where they show terrible reviews from critics that bohemian rhapsody received when it was first released over shots of the fans loving it and rocking out to it is such a perfect depiction of what happened with the movie it’s actually hilarious. truly irony at its finest.

orcbulge:

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

ruinsmami:

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that