*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?
*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?
* 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* ‘sup.
*emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh.. m-my boss said y’all aren’t allowed to hang out back here…
If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story
god bless this man
Here’s an even better story:
Bank forecloses on house. Homeowners are confused because they didn’t have a mortgage. Bank doesn’t followup when they tell them. Foreclosure goes to court. Couple proves in court that the bank had no right to foreclose whatever, is awarded legal costs. Bank does not pay awarded legal costs.
God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.
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