Author: joyem9

UHM…. SO….

thewhiterabbit42:

nobodys-baby-now:

lucifers-trash-stash:

teradoration:

teratofreak:

howtobangyourmonster:

teratophelia:

sirsbabybear:

mxponysyn:

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thebibliosphere:

seperis:

thefloatingstone:

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

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….yeah.

This is real.

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

Alright monsterfuckers, I’m trying it out! Come join me!

You know what I just might

Seriously debating this

I……. I didn’t realize this was an option and for the life of me I am almost tempted

@thewhiterabbit42 !!!!!

All I could imagine after seeing this:

Horndog877:  you do supernatural porn like… ghost fucking?
Me:  There is no ghost fucking on this page.

Gh0stfvcker: I heard there was supernatural porn, but all I see is a bunch of snark and sex with needy dudes. Where can I find the ghost fucking??
Me:  This isn’t supernatural porn, it’s Supernatural.  SUPERNATURAL.  The TV show.  

Gh0stfvcker:  Ok, but where’s the ghost sex??
Me:  -_-

lizardtongue82:  Do you take requests for monster fucking?  I’d like a full on gangbang by a bunch of lizard men plz
Me:  *backs away slowly*

Gh0stfvckersmom:  I was told there would be ghost sex?
Me:  FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING HALLMARK CHANNEL.  I DO NOT WRITE ABOUT ROMANCING GHOSTS.