that-twink-over-there:

thegiantpandabear:

dotdotfrot:

proto-homo:

niambi:

proto-homo:

bonefireheart9:

thegiantpandabear:

Tops with no vocabulary be like

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

85%?!?!?

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

I- 97.42%?

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*

Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*

97.42% tho

As a vers man let me tell you… topping is the easiest thing to do. Bottoming is what takes effort.

Facts are facts, Tumblr… Facts. Are. Facts