squeezemetillipop:

anarchyfag:

etherealklance:

slowlysoftlygayly:

etherealklance:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:

Simon: *literally gets bullied and shunned by the whole school for being gay*

The whole school: *shows up to the Ferris wheel to cheer Simon on now that he decides to be confident*

Simon:

SImon: Outed for being gay and having his entire intimate thoughts and feelings published for the world to see, losing someone he cared about

SImon’s friends: Let’s make this about me.

my ass sitting in the theater: