t0ranu:

colpiire:

foggy-bog:

oreganoplant:

clam-kid:

scotchmoth:

zeathegreenbean:

just-a-squid:

jellyfish-rights:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

Stop

👏trying

👏to

👏get

👏skeletons

👏to

👏do

👏the

👏skeleton

👏dance

most of us are just too tired

Stop 👏 trying

👏 to

👏 make

👏mummies

👏 unwrap

👏

what’s under our bandages is none of your business. 

Stop👏trying👏to👏make👏zombies👏dance👏to👏thriller

we’re not the best at dancing we fall apart sometimes